Goon Squad

Hello, anybody.

I've started this blog as a valiant attempt to document my travels to Europe with two of my best friends in the world. Will I try to maintain the upkeep? Do Game of Thrones episodes make people cry and question familial loyalty? Does Obi-Wan Kenobi give good advice? If you think the answer to the latter two of those questions is no, then you might as well hop off this blog right now. Naw just kidding, you can come back.

In fact, join me as I embark on a month-long-fasten-your-seatbelts-holy-crap-are-we-doing-this EUROPEAN VAYYYCAYYYYTION with mah ladies.

Background information needed, you say? Looks like we're incorporating some Yoda in this post, too. 



<------ Cliché, but shawty's got the right idea.







Allow me to introduce you to the Goon Squad from Goonland, VA in the glorious U.S. of A. If you didn't respect how that rhymed you may also want to go ahead and stop reading this now, too. But in case you're my kind of crazy, here we go:

Caroline- Oh hai. Well there's not much to say about this ol' gal. I'm a recent graduate of The University of Virginia with my M.Ed in School Counseling. I received my B.A. in Psychology from UVA as well in 2012. Impressed yet? You shouldn't be, I'm extremely unemployed. That's right, not just regular unemployed. I'm taking this to XTremezzz.  Perfect time to travel to Europe for a month, right? RIGHT GUYS?? Oh well. As we just learned from my favorite little green man, OOYL. Also, I like Star Wars. P.S. I don't understand technology.

Keepin it real real, as always

Julia- Pretty as an Annandale Peach. Julia enjoys teaching her 4th grade students, writing, reading, and frequenting Peruvian Chicken restaurants. (Holla at me, Chicken Pollo). She has her B.A./M.T from Virginia Commonwealth University and has been my best friend since we were wee leprechauns (6th grade). She can out-write, out-read, out-draw, and out-drink the best of ya'll nerds so best behave. She'd also disapprove of how terribly I'm writing this blog, so you know you can trust her.

Dreaming of yuca and aji verde

Candace- Ma petite cheri. Where do I even begin? This little lady just freshly graduated from Mary Washington University with her B.A. in Psychology. Her specialties include being able to identify any quote from any Disney movie ever created, sketching truly amazing portraits, and being an all around glorious friend and person. Also, if you haven't picked up on it yet, my best friends are 2Hawt2Handle. Lucky me.

Any hoot, owl explain to you the point of this blog:

* There is no point.

Well that was quick. Are you still there? Thanks. There you have it, folks. A trio of travelers ready and 'roarin to take Europe by storm.

Where in the world are we going first?

Here's a blatantly obvious hint from one of our most admired idols:

 


I agree, Miss Hepburn.


À bientôt,

 C-Lion